Friday, 15 July 2011

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it




Alex Salmond backs down over secret tax memo

SNP faces fresh questions over free tuition as gap hits £263m

(See previous post.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

MSPs were conned by 8 Frederick Street.

http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/07/air-quality-standard-eliminates-need.html

Conan the Librarian™ said...

The Dark Side doesn't use Botox?

sm753 said...

No, we confront the unvarnished truth and have no truck with romantic delusions.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

I find your slack of face...disturbing.

sm753 said...

Don't make me destroy you.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Your powers are weak, old man.

sm753 said...

"I can feel your anger. It gives you focus...makes you stronger."

Conan the Librarian™ said...

You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them...

sm753 said...

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

You're focusing on the negative. Be mindful of your thoughts...

sm753 said...

It's not MY fault!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.

The Aberdonian said...

The Emperor foresees the construction of his two Death Stars. Unfortunately neither will have any planet-destroying capability and it will be few years after they are constructed before there are any TIE fighters to put in them.

The Emperor forsees having to sell one his Death Stars to pay the bills either to:

1) The Chinese Empire who will use it to intimidate the rebel moon Taiwan. The Chinese Empire will recipricate deal by supplying mind bending substances to the Emperor's peoples in operation "Revenge of the Chasing Dragon".

2) The former imperial territory of the Indian Federation who will either call it after the separatist rebel leader Nehru or the consort of the Emperor's former governor of the then imperial possession the galactic province of India. The Edwina will be named after the consort of Imperial Governor Big Dick, who was also by happy coincidence the concubine of the rebel leader Nehru. Since in life she liked a bit of Indian inside her, she would be pleased to have thousands of bits of India in something named after her.

Observer said...

They should have stuck with the first three & never made the follow ups.